Sgt. Poopers

Our customers appreciate us and the feeling is mutual. We do a lot for just a little and our standard of quality is perfection because we believe that's what customers deserve. We also protect every client in the urban forest with our eyes and ears... and noses. For example, in the last five years, we've detected 19 natural gas leaks in backyards. Atmos told several of our clients they were lucky to be alive thanks to us. With all our services comes responsibility, no extra charge.

For nine years we ran Sgt. Poopers in our spare time. Erica was a top paralegal in Dallas, some would say the top. I am a copywriter and advertising creative with half a million words published. My creations include 250 print ads, 125 films and videos, 110 websites (including this one), 77 TV spots, 70 logos, 33 package designs, and much more. We launched Sgt. Poopers in May 2008 with a Beatles motif and a simple website. The company grew over the years and in 2017, I went full time in Sgt. Poopers. It struck me that one could go all day in this business and not even see a dog. That's when I realized we were not in the pet industry. We were in the business of conservation.

So we changed directions. We reworked everything and relaunched with a new look, a family of logos, ranger uniforms, and this website. We brought in a new business model. Services. Prices. Protocols. Procedures. Employee Handbook and Services Manual. Full computerization and GPS tracking. Within a year and a half, we had tripled in size.

In November of 2019, Erica ended her career as a paralegal and also joined Sgt. Poopers full time. That day was a milestone because Sgt Poopers was originally her idea. She even came up with the name just as we closed our eyes one night in 2008.